Spof wrote: § 1. Don't take your hits, curse the other side for cheating and report to a gamemaster that you where shot to piece´s by the oposite side.
§ 2. Report a whole nation to be cheaters, like the Finns, Russians or whatever. Also spread this rumor whitin your own team.
§ 3. Complain to the organizers about the lack of transport after you have being shot on the other side of the gamearea. Tell all players that you where promised transport by that crew guy in the safezone / forum.
§ 4. If your gun breaks down, borrow a Gun from a unknown player in your team. Play and fall, break that gun in two peice's, go to nearest crewmember and demand compensation from Berget-events.
§ 5. If something is late during the game. Go to safezone demand to talk to the CEO then complain for hours and get as many crew as possible to be involved in your discussion for as long as possible. Keep them in the Safezone!
§ 6. When a gamemaster catches you by cheating or being drunk during the game. Tell him to let you go because you have not read the rules.
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