You know you're an airsofter when

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Post by WhiteAce » 08 Jun 2009, 17:40

Geboren wrote:"You know you're an airsofter when you answer “Berget“ when your girlfriend ask you where do you wanna go for holidays"...
2 :cry:

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Post by conger » 08 Jun 2009, 21:27

Geboren wrote: I'm starting to accumulate restaurants and flowers ....
I past 'restaurants and flowers' back there in November .... 2008.
I get to go on shopping trips now! Youp-d-doo!!!!!! :?

The facts are gentlemen, most all us have a significant other who puts up with us and our crazyness ..... and we are all thankful for that :)
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Post by Kaiser » 08 Jun 2009, 22:32

Hmmm about 15 points that i can relate with... sniping positions of rooftops... eheheh... :lol:

Well about the LADY... yup she's angry about Berget... but she'll get over it.

I love her.
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Post by Talisman » 09 Jun 2009, 01:32

Check, check and check.

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Post by RRP Taksi » 09 Jun 2009, 02:22

WhiteAce wrote:
Geboren wrote:"You know you're an airsofter when you answer “Berget“ when your girlfriend ask you where do you wanna go for holidays"...
2 :cry:

:cry: What girlfriend, whats that? :wank:

Heres me with my girlfriend getting cozy:
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Post by Geboren » 10 Jun 2009, 15:53

Mwahahah excellent!

Especially the wanking smile :D
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Post by vinni » 11 Jun 2009, 20:30

You know when you're an airsofter when:

- When someone asks "How do you spell that?", you spell the word out in the NATO spelling alfabet and your friends consider it normal for you.
- When your 'Airsoft pics' album on facebook is twenty times larger than the 'normal pics' album.
- When your teacher asks you to describe what you've done this weekend (using a certain verb form ofc.), you end up explaining room-clearing tactics in front of the class.
- You wear a MOLLE backpack to school.
- You still have dirt and bb's between the MOLLE webbing on said backpack.
- People don't ask about those 'ribbons' on your backpack, either because you've already told them several times, or have been warned by others not to.
- When your classmates aren't even suprised anymore when you pull yet another item from your pack.
- When everyone in class has a bottle or can on their desk, you have a canteen.
- When you see someone in 'street camo' you can't help but think "you call THAT camo? puh".
- You twitch every time an action movie gets a weapon fact wrong.
- You don't have to imagine these situations when you're typing them ...
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Post by wingsofwrath » 12 Jun 2009, 21:53

On the other hand, you know you might have had just a tad too much airsoft when:

-you don't want to be disturbed, so you set up some Claymore mines in front of the door to your room.

-a friend drops by your house unexpectedly and you open the door dressed up in a gillie suit, because you "just happened" to be adjusting it.

-you have to clamber over military surplus equipment to get to your street clothes.
-which, by the way, are olive and tan.

-you have to warn your housemates not to wander into the hallway in the next hour or so, because you are zeroing out your new scope.

-the police have been called to your house at least once, because a neighbour happened to see something very much resembling the members of a terrorist cell going inside and carrying a lot of suspicious looking duffel bags.
-bonus if it actually included some people dressed up with shemaghs.
-extra bonus if the police already know where to go and who they will find there.

-you have a robber break in and instantly run away once every member of the household shows up bearing what look suspiciously like assault rifles.
-bonus if you live in a country where firearms are strictly prohibited and you never even held a real-steel.
-extra bonus if the robber faints.
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Post by KI-Creeper » 21 Jun 2009, 19:34

Might as well add to this:

-sometimes you go through your house clearing out room by room, even though no one is home.

-when you answer your door, you may or may not be wearing camo. When asked about it, you shrug and say "Working on my new Airsoft loadout."
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Post by Shadow » 22 Jun 2009, 00:31

Am I mentally disturbed if I can relate to 25-30 of the original 100 sayings?

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Post by KI-Creeper » 01 Jul 2009, 16:47

No, that means your a airsofter!

Heres a new one: when your driving down the road, you are consteally looking for the best ambush points (I do it all the time)
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Post by Tystnad » 01 Jul 2009, 16:50

KI-Creeper wrote:when your driving down the road, you are consteally looking for the best ambush points (I do it all the time)
I wouldnt say thats airsofting. More creepy, tbh.
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Post by Cosmo » 02 Jul 2009, 04:20

.. when you've been to a Berget game. Very true phrase here.
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Post by Shooter » 02 Jul 2009, 11:47

Geboren wrote:"You know you're an airsofter when you answer “Berget“ when your girlfriend ask you where do you wanna go for holidays"...

I'm starting to accumulate restaurants and flowers, because everyday I speek 7379379397 times about berget... :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know, it's hard to get used to the civilian life again... if I am ever going to get used to it again :? :P
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Post by KI-Creeper » 02 Jul 2009, 17:07

Tystnad wrote:
KI-Creeper wrote:when your driving down the road, you are consteally looking for the best ambush points (I do it all the time)
I wouldnt say thats airsofting. More creepy, tbh.
...might come in handy when i go to Berget....
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