The Newspaper

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Wanha
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Wanha » 09 Apr 2013, 20:23

Hi!
Me and my friend are intersted free Cogniac+free love.
But strange music put us to wonder, is this true.
Last question: How much is the fish?
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by CrocKSI » 11 Apr 2013, 15:41

I just love when "The Newspaper" do my job...

Spreading fear and paranoia...

Thank You.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Goggan » 13 Apr 2013, 12:53

RUMOR ON THE STREET.
Its now clear that the mad scientist "professor", saved by the Poldavien forces. Is back and are developing
bio-weapons for UA17
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Arradin » 13 Apr 2013, 14:24

Goggan wrote:RUMOR ON THE STREET.
Its now clear that the mad scientist "professor", saved by the Poldavien forces. Is back and are developing
bio-weapons for UA17
Hahahahahahaha.

The only thing those farmers can develop, is some kind of half-assed crops.
No, the real threat are in the drugs, which any no-brainer can produce ( and often use themselves ).

It is this lack of any kind of high Tech that acually make them dangrous .. But easy targets.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by vinni » 13 Apr 2013, 14:35

In case you haven't noticed, the Republic of Lerrando does have internet, and therefore access to ebay and all the places where we can get some decent tech.
Hell, half of the Ravens are foreign mercs with their own equipment.

It's not because my tractor is horse-powered and my generator runs on cow dung that we don't know our tech :P
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Naitzo » 13 Apr 2013, 14:52

The fertilizer goes to something else...
Production of Improvised explosives and somewhat improvised drugs makes a horrible combination.
Gass bombs and very unstabile HE arty shells.

Some of the drug lords goes mental and sell gunpowder as cocaine etc... .the situation in Lerando is "special" at the moment.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by vinni » 13 Apr 2013, 15:29

Now you mention it, there has indeed been a mysterious shortage of fertilizer and diesel fuel on the market these days...
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Arradin » 13 Apr 2013, 16:07

Yes, you got Internet.

So does North Korea, africa , and all other places we laugh at.

As i said, i am not worried about any kind of tech from the farmers of Lerrando.
The real threat is the Drugs, and i just dont want that crap spreading to our lovely Western real societys.

The people of Lerrando dont need to worry, though.
If the leaders are taken care of, the footsolders will run around as headless chicken.
IF i get sent to Lerrando, that would be my personal goal.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Goggan » 15 Apr 2013, 12:27

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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Panzergraf » 15 Apr 2013, 16:13

Arradin wrote: The real threat is the Drugs, and i just dont want that crap spreading to our lovely Western real societys.

Why? As a drug farmer of Lerrando, I pride myself on providing the best possible product to my customers. If they didn't like it, they would buy from someone else. Why does the GCT have a problem with that?
An attack on the Lerrando drug trade is an attack on the free market, and the GCT will show themselves as what they are; a bunch of socialists.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by CrocKSI » 25 Apr 2013, 12:19

PEOPLE OF LERANDO!!

You will have to cut the rope around Your neck.
The rope is namned GCT-Taskforce.
You will have to burn the rope.
UA17 will help You to burn the rope.
Cut the imperialist movement that will ruin the country of LERANDO.
Your country!!
GCT-Taskforce are not here to stop terrorism, because there is no terrorism.
GCT-Taskforce are here to stop You!
Stop You from continue with Your life.
Stop You to make Your everyday work.
Stop You to use Your hard earned money.
UA17 is the people of LERANDO!
UA17 is Your army in the fight against the opposition.
Support UA17 in the fight and UA17 will take back the power to the people of LERANDO!
Our day will come when LERANDO will unite and the people have the power.
The power to their own life.

FREE LERANDO!!!!
FREE LERANDO!!!!
FREE LERANDO!!!!
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by Arradin » 25 Apr 2013, 13:19

UA17 is trying to Brainwash you with thier communist propagande.

Trust me, you should stay FAR away from UA17, and should assist in helping GCT by showing us where they are hiding.
And that is what they do. They hide. Like rats.

Noone like Rats.
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by CrocKSI » 26 Apr 2013, 12:09

UA17 will not hide.
UA17 dont have to hide.
UA17 dont need to hide because WE are the people of LERANDO.
We will all stand tall against the imperialist force that will try to suck the blood out of ALL People of LERANDO.
UA17´s fight is YOUR fight.
WE are the fathers, mothers, brother, sisters and children of LERANDO UA17 is the blood of LERANDO and if GCT-Taskforce will suck out the blood of UA17 it will suck out the blood of the people of LERANDO and that is YOU!
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by TerrenceAnth » 02 May 2013, 01:12

I hear the GCT support Justin Bieber if the news feeds are anything to go off. WE WILL NOT HAVE BELIBERS IN THE COUNTRY! We the people will stand with drug lords, terrorists, anyone we can aslong as we are not subjected to listening to that Canadian chick!
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Re: The Newspaper

Post by CrocKSI » 06 May 2013, 18:21

TerrenceAnth wrote:I hear the GCT support Justin Bieber if the news feeds are anything to go off. WE WILL NOT HAVE BELIBERS IN THE COUNTRY! We the people will stand with drug lords, terrorists, anyone we can aslong as we are not subjected to listening to that Canadian chick!
Let UA17 take care of the liche that will drain Your souls out dry.
The metode to use against liches is fire. Pure heat and fire. Cleanses the plauge away.
Just like We will with all the invaders of LERANDO, We the people of LERANDO will not take it any more!!
We will fight in the forests, mountains, rivers, lakes, roads, towns and even in Our homes if nessecery.
We will not take it any more!!!

Our day will come when LERANDO is united...
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