"Hi I am Bob and I am playing generic villager 8#, the local Grocer. I am looking for someone to help me run the business ingame and bring life to my store, -NOT- looking for a vegetable! Got plenty of those lying around the place."
So if your store is missing an underpaid hireling, or you're looking for someone to play the black sheep of your family you can throw a "WANTED" Note up on this thread and if you find something you can discuss it further in PM

I'll start off
Poldavian refugee looking for a place to work ingame. Not that he'll do a whole lot of work, being a god damned gopnik.