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Don't be the jackass of Berget games!

Posted: 15 May 2009, 19:37
by Spof
I have seen airsofters playing at Berget Games since 2002 and 99 % of them are behaving in a grown up manner. But there are always some jackasses that ruins the atmossphere of the game and for the other players.

Here are my personal tips to know if you are the Jackass of Berget.

§ 1. Don't take your hits, curse the other side for cheating and report to a gamemaster that you where shot to piece´s by the oposite side.

§ 2. Report a whole nation to be cheaters, like the Finns, Russians or whatever. Also spread this rumor whitin your own team.

§ 3. Complain to the organizers about the lack of transport after you have being shot on the other side of the gamearea. Tell all players that you where promised transport by that crew guy in the safezone / forum.

§ 4. If your gun breaks down, borrow a Gun from a unknown player in your team. Play and fall, break that gun in two peice's, go to nearest crewmember and demand compensation from Berget-events.

§ 5. If something is late during the game. Go to safezone demand to talk to the CEO then complain for hours and get as many crew as possible to be involved in your discussion for as long as possible. Keep them in the Safezone!

§ 6. When a gamemaster catches you by cheating or being drunk during the game. Tell him to let you go because you have not read the rules.


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Posted: 15 May 2009, 21:48
by Mr.Ghost
Spof, :D :D :D

Posted: 15 May 2009, 21:56
by Talisman
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Good topic

Posted: 15 May 2009, 22:07
by Majk
§ 7. Demands compensation for damages on their in-Game vehicle from players shooting at it.

Posted: 15 May 2009, 22:11
by Mr.Ghost
Majk wrote:§ 7 Demands compensation for damages on their in-Game vehicle from players shooting at it.
Even for every BB fired at enemy ;-)

Posted: 15 May 2009, 23:02
by Brujo
So... are trustees getting any patches for branding these specimen? :) Pls :lol:

Posted: 15 May 2009, 23:06
by Doff
Nooo they are working undercover

Posted: 16 May 2009, 08:19
by Mr.Ghost
Doof, will be available any price for Master Jackass Achievement? :D

Posted: 16 May 2009, 10:16
by waffelke
Majk wrote:§ 7. Demands compensation for damages on their in-Game vehicle from players shooting at it.
so i will make a lot of monny wiht my opel :D

Posted: 16 May 2009, 10:30
by Ober-Lix
Brujo wrote:So... are trustees getting any patches for branding these specimen? :) Pls :lol:
Nice idea ! :D I don´t think we need to wait for candidates, there are some already. :lol:

Posted: 18 May 2009, 10:13
by [SoF] Lenny
Ober-Lix wrote:
Brujo wrote:So... are trustees getting any patches for branding these specimen? :) Pls :lol:
Nice idea ! :D I don´t think we need to wait for candidates, there are some already. :lol:
The names, we want the names !!!!!

Posted: 20 May 2009, 16:42
by Nihil
#8 - when your "dead" and someone shoots you by mistake make sure to tell him exactly what you think of him and where he can shove his gun.


I actually did that once last year ,not that bad- just got mad at the guy but didn't curse or anything, and the guy just came closer and said he's sorry, he didn't see my wounded flag and was real nice.
I felt like a huge jackass for getting angry...

Posted: 21 May 2009, 01:32
by Black Orbit
Nihil wrote:#8 - when your "dead" and someone shoots you by mistake make sure to tell him exactly what you think of him and where he can shove his gun.


I actually did that once last year ,not that bad- just got mad at the guy but didn't curse or anything, and the guy just came closer and said he's sorry, he didn't see my wounded flag and was real nice.
I felt like a huge jackass for getting angry...
Then you win the Jackass of the year 2008 mate :P

Posted: 21 May 2009, 07:38
by Brujo
Black Orbit wrote:Then you win the Jackass of the year 2008 mate :P
Not at all, I remember a few jackass heros from around NATO HQ last year, acting worse than little children. Won't give names though and they won't visit berget again... fair trade :D

Posted: 27 Apr 2010, 17:22
by Wandall
We need to mass produce that "award" in order to reward all proper participants from BE7.. lol : P And yet it was a great game! ^^